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Monday, December 8, 2008

Allo.. Allo..

Minutes after India had sent out a not-so-softly-worded demarche (which i am told is some sort of protest note, as in: I demarched my salary) to our friendly neighboring country (FNC), the Foreign Minister's office of the Friendly Neighboring Country (FMOFNC) received a phone call. The caller sang "We will... We will rock you..... ", which was unfortunate as it was deemed that it was a threat to rock the very ground of our FNC a la Afghanistan. The caller did not mention his name but had oh-so-casually dropped the fact that he is married to a smoking hot siren and that he is not seen in public without his trucker hat and a mop of hair stitched to it. Almost Immediately, the Intelligence Severing Institution (ISI) swung into action. They trashed their thinking caps and replaced it with all the trucking hats they could find. After all, you had to walk a mile in another man's cap to figure out how he thinks. Approximately a mile and a half into their one mile walk, they deduced that this would have to be none other than hamara Foreign Minister Pranab Mukherjee. What the FMOFNC failed to consider in the equation was that, India has had a great history of non violence and that the Foreign Minister detested anything other than Carnatic Music.

The Hot line to Washington was opened and a complaint was raised with the Kindergarten teacher Secretary of state of the States*. She immediately pulled up the two kids (albeit nuclear armed ones) and questioned them. This was when Ashton Kutcher thought it fit to end the prank (lest world war 3 be started/ his stupid show be pulled of the air). After taking a few hyperactive steps towards the FMOFNC, he yelled “You Got Punk’d”. Last heard, the FMOFNC was claiming that a one man “stateless” actor was out to destabilize their county by plunking it, and that certain areas of the country may have already been plunked. When Indians at random where questioned regarding this, no one cared to comment. Except for Rakhee Sawant, who has a comment for everything under the sky**.

*- Questions such as "Why isn’t she the secretary of all the states?" and "Who takes cares of the other states?" will not be entertained here. Although i will be glad if you can give me the answer to these mind benders.
** The comment was promptly ignored.


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